When I found out I was going to be a mom (over 5 years ago) I did not realize how much of my time would be spent in the bathroom!
It starts when you're pregnant. Puking your guts out at any bathroom you can run to. Toilet seat brands like Bemis, American Standard, and Kohler become your buddy. You're squatting on the bathroom floor, trying to quit puking. And you think to yourself "hey, Target has this same toilet"
Then the baby comes. And diapers and diapers and diapers full of surprises for you.
You potty train them. Even at 5 years old wiping your own booty is a difficult task. So, dinner time "Mommy, wipe my bottom!", nap time "Mommy, I need you" waking up in the morning "Mommy, I'm in the bathroom!" Sometimes with all 3 of my kids it is not uncommon for me to wipe 3 booties in a matter of 10 minutes or less!
July 4th 2011 is when I realized that my life is a toilet! My 4 year old got sick. There were countless trips to the bathroom for puking & diaroo. Then a couple days later my 5 year old got sick. Same thing. The whole time my 14 month old is teething, therefore having diaroo several times a day!!!
So, to all you soon to be moms out there....sorry to break it to you....
life is a toilet!!!
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girl, I know it. I spent my entire Sunday afternoon between services in the bathroom. Gracie is so excited about potty training, she is in there all the time. And I'm so motivated to train her before the new baby is born, I'm giving out stickers and high fives like it's going out of business.
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